if i were a month, i would be: December
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day, i would be: Dusk
if i were a planet, i would be: Pluto (It's still a planet!)
if i were a sea animal, i would be: Jellyfish
if i were a direction, i would be: Down
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: Bookshelf
if i were a sin, i would be: Sloth
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Emily Dickinson
if i were a liquid, i would be: Mercury
if i were a stone, i would be: Lapis Lazuli
if i were a tree, i would be: Weeping Willow
if i were a bird, i would be: Raven
if i were a tool, i would be: Scissors
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Woody Nightshade
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Overcast and drizzly
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Elf (not like Santa!)
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Harpsichord
if i were an animal, i would be: Squirrel Monkey!
if i were a color, i would be: Black
if i were a vegetable, i would be: POTATO!
if i were a sound, i would be: that sound people make with wine glasses!
if i were an element, i would be: Earth.
if i were a car, i would be: idk, some sorta hybrid?
if i were a song, i would be: Going Under - Evanescence
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Tim Burton WITH Guillermo del Toro
if i were a book, i would be written by: Melissa Mar
if i were a food, i would be: Wonton
if i were a place, i would be: a forest
if i were a material, i would be: silk
if i were a taste, i would be: mint
if i were a scent, i would be: green apple
if i were a religion, i would be: Christianity
if i were a word, i would be: melancholy
if i were an object, i would be: book
if i were a body part, i would be: teeth or hair
if i were a facial expression, i would be: raised eyebrow
if i were a subject in school, i would be: theatre
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Haruko Haruhara
if i were a shape, i would be: four point star (like a sparkle)
if i were a number, i would be: 9



Movie Quote Game
Rules are as follows:

~ Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
~ Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
~ Post them here for everyone to guess.
~ Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
~ NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions


1 "That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off. "

2 "Not to be all 'What the fuck?' about this but... "

3 "Rob, it is time to leave the electronic store. "

4 "Jumby wants to be born now. "

5 "It's been a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favourite vegetable."

6 "This is just so afro-tastic! "

7 "Three years ago, three of my colleagues were investigating what happened in that house. Two died mysteriously. The third was never found. "

8 "I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor."
Hellboy II (*jodipheonix)

9 "Magic does not exist. Not for you, me or anyone else"

10 "A full-grown man bit you? "

11 "Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators""

12 "It must be my braces, I am not a terrorist. "

13 "Oh yes... such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you've ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see?"

14 "First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter. "

15 "What is a ghost? A tragedy condemned to repeat itself time and again? An instant of pain, perhaps. Something dead which still seems to be alive. An emotion suspended in time. Like a blurred photograph. Like an insect trapped in amber. "

16 "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose"

17 "Do your very best not to scream. "

18 "Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any. "

19 "Can you believe how crappy people are?"

20 "I think I'm a sofa... "




1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us? (feel free to make up an elaborate story)
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake (or any other food)?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What is/was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?


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