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if i were a month, i would be: December
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day, i would be: Dusk
if i were a planet, i would be: Pluto (It's still a planet!)
if i were a sea animal, i would be: Jellyfish
if i were a direction, i would be: Down
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: Bookshelf
if i were a sin, i would be: Sloth
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Emily Dickinson
if i were a liquid, i would be: Mercury
if i were a stone, i would be: Lapis Lazuli
if i were a tree, i would be: Weeping Willow
if i were a bird, i would be: Raven
if i were a tool, i would be: Scissors
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: Woody Nightshade
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: Overcast and drizzly
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: Nightmare
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Harpsichord
if i were an animal, i would be: Squirrel Monkey!
if i were a color, i would be: Black
if i were a vegetable, i would be: POTATO!
if i were a sound, i would be: that sound people make with wine glasses!
if i were an element, i would be: Earth.
If I were an emotion I would be: Disappointment
if i were a car, i would be: idk, some sorta hybrid?
if i were a song, i would be: Going Under - Evanescence
If I were a sweet I would be: Gummy Bear
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Tim Burton WITH Guillermo del Toro
if i were a book, i would be written by: Melissa Mar
if i were a food, i would be: Wonton
if i were a place, i would be: a forest
if i were a material, i would be: silk
if i were a taste, i would be: mint
if i were a scent, i would be: green apple
if i were a religion, i would be: Christianity
if i were a word, i would be: melancholy
if i were an object, i would be: book
if i were a body part, i would be: teeth or hair
if i were a facial expression, i would be: raised eyebrow
if i were a subject in school, i would be: theatre
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Haruko Haruhara
if i were a shape, i would be: four point star (like a sparkle)
If I were a style I would be: Goth and/or Emo
if i were a number, i would be: 9



ANOREXIA :
[x] you have dry skin.
[ ] you eat 1 meal.
[ ] you're very weak.
[x] you hate yourself.
[ ] you starve yourself.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you need to be more skinny.
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 4
ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER) :
[x] your mind is all over the place.
[x] you are hyper most of the time.
[x] you barely pay attention to anything.
[ ] you can't cooperate well.
[x] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
Total: 4
BIPOLAR DISORDER :
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irritable.
[x] you are anti-social.
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
Total: 4
BULIMIA NERVOSA :
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[x] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny.
Total: 2
CONDUCT DISORDER :
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ]you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[x] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 1
DEPRESSION :
[x] you are always sad.
[x] you find no hope in your future.
[x] you find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day.
[x] you have low self esteem.
[x] everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[ ] you are failing school.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 8
OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER) :
[x] you have daily rituals.
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[x] you have harmed yourself.
[x] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 7
PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER) :
[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life
[x] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[ ] you have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[x] you worry about dying at an early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age.
Total: 6
SCHIZOPHRENIA :
[ ] you often have hallucinations.
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 6
*looks over quiz*... Well, then. lol



Movie Quote Game
Rules are as follows:
~ Pick 20 of your favourite movies.
~ Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
~ Post them here for everyone to guess.
~ Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
~ NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions
1 "That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off. "
Nightmare Before Christmas (~
Leopardchild)
2 "Not to be all 'What the fuck?' about this but... "
3 "Rob, it is time to leave the electronic store. "
Cloverfield (~
PulseX)
4 "Jumby wants to be born now. "
The Unborn (~
PulseX)
5 "It's been a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favourite vegetable."
Howle's Moving Castle (~
Leopardchild)
6 "This is just so afro-tastic! "
7 "Three years ago, three of my colleagues were investigating what happened in that house. Two died mysteriously. The third was never found. "
8 "I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor."
Hellboy II (*
jodipheonix)
9 "Magic does not exist. Not for you, me or anyone else"
10 "A full-grown man bit you? "
Underworld (~
PulseX)
11 "Grandma, I can read. It says "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators""
12 "It must be my braces, I am not a terrorist. "
13 "Oh yes... such practices. The Geishas of Japan, the concubines of Siam, the catamites of Greece, the harlots of India. I have them all here, drawings of them. Everything you've ever dreamed of doing with a woman. Would you like to see?"
Sweeney Todd (~
PulseX)
14 "First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter. "
Chicago (~
PulseX)
15 "What is a ghost? A tragedy condemned to repeat itself time and again? An instant of pain, perhaps. Something dead which still seems to be alive. An emotion suspended in time. Like a blurred photograph. Like an insect trapped in amber. "
The Devil's Backbone (~
PulseX)
16 "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose"
17 "Do your very best not to scream. "
18 "Isn't the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any. "
Corpse Bride (~
PulseX)
19 "Can you believe how crappy people are?"
20 "I think I'm a sofa... "



1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favourite Film:
5. Favourite Song or Album:
6. Favourite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of dA?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favourite memory of us? (feel free to make up an elaborate story)
14. What is your favourite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarkey) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake (or any other food)?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What is/was your best/favourite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent:
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?



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